The hilarious Steve Byrne is half Irish and half Korean. You can fill in your own potatoes and kimchi joke here.
Not only is Cristela Alonzo a hilarious comedian, but she also appears in one scene in "Sons of Anarchy." Welcome to our show, Cristela, PLEASE DON'T SHOOT US AND LEAVE US FOR DEAD.
Our friend, Molecular Mixologist Claire Smith, can whip up some crazy drinks using the weirdest techniques. Our mixology skills usually tap out around "open can of PBR" and "drink can of PBR."
Country Music star Kip Moore's new album is Up All Night, which has the song "Beer Money" on it. It's great but we don't understand--ALL our money is beer money.
For the first time, the good folks at Ringling Bros. will have EIGHT motorcycles speedily circling around in their Globe of Steel. We'll be watching through our terrified fingers.
Walk the Moon has a new self-titled album out now. We should warn them: though our moon on stage looks very sturdy, they probably shouldn't walk on it. Safety first!
Sebastian Maniscaclo's Showtime special "What's Wrong With People?" is out now on DVD. We can't speak for the rest of people, but as for what's wrong with us? Lactose intolerance.