Colin Farrell stars in "Dead Man Down." Colin is our favorite Irishman, next to Conan and the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
In "Rizzoli & Isles", the beautiful Angie Harmon plays a tough-as-nails Boston cop. As opposed to Conan, who is a girly-as-ruffles Boston fop. They'll get along great!
Thenewno2 have a new album called thefearofmissingout. Man, some folks will do anything to save character space on their Tweets.
Jeff Daniels stars in "The Newsroom", which is all about a high-pressured show on basic cable. It's just like our show, except instead of oil spills, most of our crises are about masturbating bears.
Not only is jockey Chantal Sutherland the first woman to win the prestigious Hollywood Gold Cup, but she rides a horse named "Game On Dude." Just like that, we're in love.
The Fray have a new album called Scars and Stories. We think it's Fray-bulous! Wow; we can somehow hear you groan through our computer screen.
Jon Cryer tapes "Two and a Half Men" just down the street from us. Sorry about blasting all that loud reggaeton music, Jon, but that's how Andy Richter likes to party!
Moon Bloodgood stars in "Falling Skies." We're sorry to break it to you, Benedict Cumberbatch, but we're afraid you no longer have the coolest name.
Jason Mraz's new album is Love is a Four Letter Word. Yeah, that's totally what we yelled at the guy who cut us off in traffic today. Go love yourself, we screamed.