Mike Tyson has a brand new one-man show "Undisputed Truth--Live on Stage" playing in Las Vegas. We hear it's much better than "Cats" and we're going to see it and again. (Classic SNL gag for the win!)
Chris Elliott stars in the hilarious and cartoonishly violent "Eagleheart," Coincidentally enough, hilarious and cartoonishly violent also describe our dancing style.
The very funny Cy Amundson is making his late night television debut with us. Shh! No one tell him about the hazing process until Arsenio comes over with the shaving cream and the women's lingerie.
Larry David stars in "The Three Stooges." Does this mean Curly is going to commit a series of social faux-pas while Larry fumes?
Lena Dunham stars in the new HBO series "Girls." Yet HBO passed on our Mrs. Garrett-centric "Facts of Life" reboot, "Girls, girls, girls!" Seems strange.
Country music star Craig Morgan's new album is called This Ole Boy. We're practicing our country twang as we speak, Sorry, we mean, practicin' our country twang.
Our friend Jack Black stars in the black comedy, "Bernie," about an eccentric Texas millionaire and her strange gay mortician companion. Oh sure, that old story...
Simon Doonan is the author of Gay Men Don't Get Fat. Great. Gay men dress better, dance better and now they don't get fat. Neil Patrick Harris, you have EVERYTHING!
Ingrid Michaelson's new album is called Human Again, which we imagine would be an awesome name our fantasy rock supergroup with Pinocchio, Data from "Star Trek," the Terminator, and Robocop.
The insanely talented Charlize Theron stars in "Prometheus," which is allegedly an "Alien" prequel. We are equal parts excited & TERRIFIED. Protect your beautiful face from the facehuggers, Charlize!
"Around the World in 80 Plates" host Curtis Stone is jaw-droppingly handsome, has a charming Aussie accent and is a world-class chef. That sound you just heard was our Mom's heart exploding.
Bahamas have a new album called Barchords. We just want to stress to our studio audience that Bahamas is an awesome band, not a free trip you’re all getting. We’re not Oprah, people!
Anxiously awaiting the return of Nanny McPhee.
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