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Show Schedule for October 15 - 18, 2012

October 15 - 18, 2012
  • Monday, October 15: Episode #316

    Patton Oswalt

    "The Circle" star Patton Oswalt is the funniest comedian we know who can also deliver an 18-point lecture on the finer points of Mon Mothma and Star Wars feminism.

    Cheryl Hines

    On "We Need Help," Cheryl Hines plays an over-the-top version of herself with a luckless personal assistant. It's like "The Help" but with less racism and more celeb sex tapes.

  • Tuesday, October 16: Episode #317

    Ty Segall and The Muggers

    Ty Segall and The Muggers' new album is entitled Emotional Mugger. Oh man, that's tough. We hate walking in Central Park when some thief comes up and steals our indifference.

  • Wednesday, October 17: Episode #318

    Anthony Anderson

    Anthony Anderson hosts "Animal Nation," a new talk show on Animal Planet. Little known fact: "Animal Nation" was the working title for "CONAN."

    Ellie Goulding

    Ellie Goulding's new album is called Halcyon, after the Greek legend of the bird that brings calm to roiling waters. Conan: come for the awesome music, stay for the anecdotes about mythological birds!

  • Thursday, October 18: Episode #319

    Jeff Goldblum

    We have nothing to say here except that we unreservedly, unironically love "Independence Day: Resurgence" star Jeff Goldblum and all that he does. That is all. Please go about your business and have a very Goldblum day.

    Maggie Q

    In "Divergent," Maggie Q plays a member of the Dauntless, a faction renown for their courage. Is there a faction dedicated to snacks and napping we can join?