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Show Schedule for October 15 - 18, 2012

October 15 - 18, 2012
  • Monday, October 15: Episode #316

    Cheryl Hines

    On "We Need Help," Cheryl Hines plays an over-the-top version of herself with a luckless personal assistant. It's like "The Help" but with less racism and more celeb sex tapes.

  • Tuesday, October 16: Episode #317

    Kevin Nealon

    Did you know that our friend Kevin Nealon was trained as an orthodontist before getting into comedy? It's not true at all, but doesn't it FEEL right?

    Ty Segall and The Muggers

    Ty Segall and The Muggers' new album is entitled Emotional Mugger. Oh man, that's tough. We hate walking in Central Park when some thief comes up and steals our indifference.

  • Wednesday, October 17: Episode #318

    Ellie Goulding

    Ellie Goulding's new album is called Halcyon, after the Greek legend of the bird that brings calm to roiling waters. Conan: come for the awesome music, stay for the anecdotes about mythological birds!

  • Thursday, October 18: Episode #319

    Jeff Goldblum

    We have nothing to say here except that we unreservedly, unironically love "Independence Day: Resurgence" star Jeff Goldblum and all that he does. That is all. Please go about your business and have a very Goldblum day.

    Maggie Q

    In "Divergent," Maggie Q plays a member of the Dauntless, a faction renown for their courage. Is there a faction dedicated to snacks and napping we can join?