"Parks and Recreation"star Aziz Ansari once sang "Kiss From a Rose" on our show. We're dying to see what 90s song he has this time. "Waterfalls?" "The Sign?" We're on tenterhooks!
He created "The Big Bang Theory," "Two and a Half Men," and "Mike & Molly" and he's got a new book That Which Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Bitter. We think you've earned the right to a vacation, Chuck.
West Coast rapper Kendrick Lamar's new album is called good kid, m.A.A.d city, currently giving nightmares to copy editors everywhere.
In "The Millers," Will Arnett's mother moves in with him. We know it's a comedy, but to us, that sounds like the most terrifying horror show possible.
Not only is Erin Burnett the whip-smart host of "Erin Burnett OutFront" but she's also one of Conan's biggest CNN crushes. Move over, Wolf Blitzer!
"Simpsons" legend Harry Shearer has a new album entitled Can't Take a Hint. We've heard it and think it's...exxxxxxcellent, Smithers.
This is Rainn Wilson's last season on "The Office". Steal as many office supplies as you can, Rainn! Only suckers buy their own pens.
We keep waiting for the cougar from "24" to show up on "Happy Endings" and terrorize Elisha Cuthbert, but it hasn't shown up yet. Fingers crossed for sweeps!
Two Door Cinema Club's new album is titled Beacon. Did you know lead singer Alex Trimble participated in the Olympic Opening Ceremony? We had no idea they gave out medals for indie punk awesomeness.
Simon Baker tapes "The Mentalist" right next door to our studio here in Burbank. So any time we want a face full of Aussie handsomeness, we just have to walk 30 feet. Which is good, because we are LAZY.
Kaitlin Olson is married with two kids to her "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" co-star, Rob McElhenney. Despite that, we still insist to Andy that office romances are a bad idea.
Our pal Reggie Watts has a very distinctive head of hair. While it makes him a very funny comedian, it would probably make him the WORST spy ever.