Just in time for the L.A. Clippers season opener, Blake Griffin is on the cover of NBA2K13, which is an awesome video game and NOT a new CBS crime drama.
Alt Rock legend Bob Mould has a new album called Beauty & Ruin. We don't have a silly joke here, we just really like Bob Mould.
San Francisco Giants Right Fielder Hunter Pence just won the World Series in an incredible four games. Man...we're STILL working on the same Xbox baseball game from 2 years ago.
Extreme pumpkin carver Tom Nardone uses power tools to make his creepy pumpkin creation. Because it's just not Halloween until someone pulls out the chainsaw.
Chelsea Handler's Uganda Be Kidding Me is our favorite Africa pun book title since Ghana Have A Great Time Tonight.
NEEDTOBREATHE's new album is The Rivers in the Wasteland. We think it's REALLYGOODANDYOUSHOULDALLLISTENTOIT.
Folkster Cory Chisel hails from Wisconsin, so we're ordering 50 pounds of cheese in preparation, just to be courteous. His new album is Old Believers.