We're afraid to even joke around "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston, lest he take it the wrong way and shoot us in our FACE.
For the first time, the good folks at Ringling Bros. will have EIGHT motorcycles speedily circling around in their Globe of Steel. We'll be watching through our terrified fingers.
Walk the Moon has a new self-titled album out now. We should warn them: though our moon on stage looks very sturdy, they probably shouldn't walk on it. Safety first!
Joel McHale stars in "Community." which is OH GOD IT'S THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW!! Er, we really like "Community." Does it show?
"FInding Bigfoot" star James "Bobo" Fey has been hunting the Sasquatch since the early 80s. Makes sense; the 80s had big hair, so why not Bigfoot, too?
Samuel Comroe won his appearance through Ricky Gervais' "Just Sayin'" app. It must be the first app that GETS you a job rather than gets you FIRED from a job.
"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" is Kristen Stewart's very last movie playing Bella Swan. Farewell, Forks, WA! Stay gloomy and damp forever!
Glenn Howerton's character on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" likes to brag about his Ivy League education. We're quite secure with our two years at DeVry, thank you very much!
Lianne La Havas has a Jamaican mom and a Greek dad. Jerk Souvlaki FTW! Her new album is Is Your Love Big Enough?
Kellan Lutz stars in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2". He plays the very, very attractive vampire with pale skin and dreamy eyes. You know, the one.
Our friend the always-hilarious Jimmy Pardo hosts the "Never Not Funny" Podcast, which is on the cutting edge of double-negative technologies.
JEFF the Brotherhood is, in fact, made up of two brothers but neither is named Jeff. Tricky, tricky boys! Their new album is Hypnotic Nights