Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Ben McKenzie stars in "Southland" as a rookie cop in L.A. All we have to say is that it's the best drama on TV & Ben McKenzie please marry us? Even if you say no, your show is still awesome.
Japandroids new album is Celebration Rock. Japandriods have the best robot/place combo name since Cyboregon.
Did you know that our friend Kevin Nealon was trained as an orthodontist before getting into comedy? It's not true at all, but doesn't it FEEL right?
Nicholas Hoult stars as "Jack the Giant Slayer." Conan is pretty dang tall, so let's hope Nicholas still isn't in character as a guy who likes to kill big guys.
The rockingly hilarious Tenacious D have a new album called Rize of the Fenix. It's giving spellcheckers nationwide a hart atak.
Johnny Galecki tapes "The Big Bang Theory" right next door to our studio. Nerds aren't the most physical people, though, so we might still have to send a car.
WWE Superstar The Miz stars in "The Marine 3" and hops in the ring for "Wrestlemania 29." He clearly likes things with numbers in it, so we're gonna rename the show "3onan" just for the Miz."
Hunter Hunted is an indie-folk band from California. So which ones are Hunter and which are Hunted? Their album is called Keep Together
Kunal Nayyar's character on "The Big Bang Theory" has trouble talking to women. We can relate--we had the exact same problem in high school. And in college. And right now.
Julian Newman is only 11 years old but is playing point guard for a high school basketball team. Meanwhile we're having a tough time making the cut for our local middle school.
Eugene Mirman has a new comedy album and DVD, "An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory." It's a wild guess, but we bet the URL for that title hadn't been taken yet.