It almost seems like a sin to take a handsome face like Armie Hammer's and put a mask on it, but "The Lone Ranger." is pretty cool, so we'll allow it.
In "Rizzoli & Isles", the beautiful Angie Harmon plays a tough-as-nails Boston cop. As opposed to Conan, who is a girly-as-ruffles Boston fop. They'll get along great!
Sure, Brent Morin stars in NBC's new comedy, "Undateable," but he got his start as a PA here at CONAN. For old time's sake, we're gonna send him on a coffee run in the middle of his set.
Mary Louise Parker stars in "Red 2" which is both an action movie and a crucial ingredient to M&Ms.
Breckin Meyer is the creator of "Men at Work." Please note, it's the funny sitcom on TBS, not the 80s Australian band. But it does make us hope that there's a kangaroo-based plot line in future episodes.
Portugal. The Man's new album is Evil Friends. If they HAVE to be evil, we guess at least they're your friends.
Kevin Bacon stars in "R.I.P.D," about an undead police squad. We're leaving the connection to policemen and Bacon completely untouched, thank you very much.
Our favorite Norwegian musician, Bernhoft is on tour this Summer. We hope he can find enough lutefisk to get him through the season.
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Derek Waters' "Drunk History" is coming to Comedy Central. It's the perfect combination of education and booze and possibly also vomiting!
Skillet's new album is Rise. They're our favorite kitchen utensil band, right next to Spoon.