Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Kirk Fox hosts "The Test" which uses lie detector and DNA tests to settle relationship disputes. Those are some hard to tests to cram for.
Jason Isbell's new album is Southeastern. He's the best thing to come out of Alabama since buttermilk pie.
Diane Kruger stars as an El Paso detective in "The Bridge." If all law enforcement officials were as beautiful as Diane, we bet there'd be a lot more jockeying to get arrested.
Stephen Rannazzisi plays Kevin the Commissioner on "The League." We imagine it's a lot like being Commissioner Gordon, except with less batsignal and more snacks.
Atlas Genius' new album is When it Was Now. Catch them on a double-bill with Thesaurus Moron.
In "Dads," Seth Green's broke father moves in with him. If Seth was really cruel, he'd give his dad an allowance for doing a bunch of crappy chores
The lovely Lizzy Caplan stars as sexologist Virginia Johnson in "Masters of Sex." We're sorry; all this talk of Lizzy and sex is making us light-headed.
Sammy Obeid holds the record for most consecutive nights performing stand-up & he'll hit 1,000 nights in a row the day after he's on CONAN. It's ok if you wear a surgical mask, Sammy. Safety first!
His show is called "Louie", his first sitcom was called "Lucky Louie," so by this calculus, expect Louis C.K. to release his new fragrance "Louis!" any second now.
Country music duo Thompson Square are also husband & wife. If our parents were a music duo, they'd be called "Silently Judging You." Thompson Square's album is Just Feels Good.