Show Schedule

May 12 - May 15, 2014

  1. Monday, May 12:

    • Will Arnett

      In "The Millers," Will Arnett's mother moves in with him. We know it's a comedy, but to us, that sounds like the most terrifying horror show possible.

    • Melissa Rauch

      Melissa Rauch's character on "The Big Bang Theory" was a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory. We're really hoping she's a method actress & will bring some cheesecake. OH GOD WE LOVE THAT CHEESECAKE!

    • Ryan Hamilton

      The very funny Ryan Hamilton is headlining the Montreal Just for Laughs festival. Or as it's known to French-Canadians, "Le Festival Juste Pour Les Ha-Has"

  2. Tuesday, May 13:

    • Lisa Kudrow

      The lovely Lisa Kudrow stars as an online shrink in "Web Therapy." If Skype freezes up, do you think you still have to pay for the full hour?

    • George R. R. Martin

      After the Red Wedding & the Purple Wedding on"Game of Thrones," we're terrified that Conan & Andy may not survive George R.R. Martin's visit.

    • Wild Cub

      Wild Cub's debut album is Youth. We'd pay good money to hear Joe Pesci introduce their album.

  3. Wednesday, May 14: Episode #538 (Originally Broadcast 2/24/14)

    • Jonah Hill

      Jonah Hill received an Academy Award nomination for his work in "The Wolf of Wall Street" If he wins, the first person he should thank is his giant white novelty teeth.

    • Lupita Nyong’o

      We have absolutely no jokes because Lupita Nyong'o is incredible in "12 Years A Slave," we hope she wins a million Oscars, and she is so beautiful. That is all.

    • John Butler Trio

      The John Butler Trio is an Australian roots jam band. Or, as we believe they call jam in Australia, "vegemite." Their album is Flesh & Blood

  4. Thursday, May 15: Episode #536 (Originally Broadcast 2/19/14)

    • Ray Romano

      Ray Romano stars in "Parenthood," or as he might call it "Everyone Has Issues With Their Family."

    • Tom Felton

      Tom Felton stars in "In Secret", a thriller based on a 19th century French novel by Emile Zola. You know, THAT old Hollywood stand-by.

    • Fortune Feimster

      Fortune Feimster is a very funny stand-up originally from North Carolina, but would also make a great Dick Tracy villain name.