Show Schedule
May 21 - May 24, 2012
-
Monday 05/21: Episode #203 (Originally Broadcast 1/25/12)
-
Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth Banks had to film "Man on a Ledge" 200 feet above Madison Avenue in New York. But we bet she could still notice the pee smell from the subway. -
Timothy Olyphant
Timothy Olyphant is the very handsome star of "Justified" which we just learned is not an action-drama about font placement. If you want that, you’ll have to read our spec script, "Sans Serif." -
John Mulaney
John Mulaney has a new Comedy Central special, "John Mulaney: New in Town." John's a big "Law & Order" fan, so we can only hope it every joke opens with a "Chung-Chung!" sound effect.
-
-
Tuesday 05/22: Show 260
-
Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan has 7 nights of shows at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco starting May 24. That's a whole week with lines like "I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo...they were very drunk" -
Bar Refaeli
The exquisitely beautiful Bar Refaeli was the cover girl for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and just named #1 on Maxim's Hot 100. You can catch us on the cover of the swimsuit issue of Pasty White & Ashamed Weekly. -
Trevor Boris
Canadian comedian Trevor Boris has a new DVD, "Over Easy," out now & is making his U.S. television debut. U.S. audiences are just like Canadian ones but with less health care and thinner bacon.
-
-
Wednesday 05/23: Show 261
-
Howie Mandel
Howie Mandel is joined at the judges’ table on "America’s Got Talent" by Howard Stern. Boy, if you thought he was germaphobic before, wait till Howie has to sit next to a pottymouth like Howard. -
Alice Eve
Alice Eve stars in "The Raven" and "Men In Black III." Wait, so does that mean that Edgar Allan Poe was secretly an alien? And does that mean that Herman Melville was a vampire? It all makes sense!
-
John Ramsey
John Ramsey was trained as an attorney before turning his talents to comedy. Make sense; juries are notoriously bad audiences. There were like ZERO laughs in "12 Angry Men."
-
-
Thursday 05/24: Show 262
-
Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin plays a young Agent K in "Men in Black 3" set in 1969. Is it too much to hope that Agent K runs into Don Draper back then, or would that be too much hair pomade for one room to hold? -
Alison Brie
Alison Brie stars in our favorite comedy, "Community ", & our favorite drama, "Mad Men". If she knows all of Prince's songs too, it's proof that she was built in a lab as our Perfect Woman. -
White Rabbits
Indie rockers White Rabbits have a new album called Milk Famous. We long to be milk famous one day, but we think we’ll have settle for being yogurt notable.
-
Next on Conan
Teamcoco Chatter
-
-
Obama's Graduation Speech Is A Total Downer!
Jon Froiland
Arguing on the internet is like winning a gold medal in the special... read more
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Zach Lawson
It's a shame, but goddamn, most of the stuff this page post is about... read more
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Gerry Dobson
These. carebears rejected. Better be careful of their care bear... read more
-
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Josue Chavez
I'm the blue one :(
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Hiromi Mercado
of course dey wuld put an illuminati bear STOP TRYING TA CONTROL... read more
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Jeston Del Dulin
Why does Rage Bear have the Foreveralone guy on his chest?
-
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Jose Fernandez
Illuminati bear? Seriously? About F***ing time :D
-
These "Care Bears" Just Weren't Good Enough
Robin Williams
REJECTED CARE BEARS!
-
Obama's Graduation Speech Is A Total Downer!
Mike Waddell
Jon as someone who was there I have to say that Conan didn't intend... read more
-
-
Likes & Dislikes: The SpaceX Rocket To Moon Vegas
Jason Major
LIKE: NASA scientists will be able to focus their energies on... read more
-
Trevor Boris Stand-Up 05/22/2012
Clayton Cracklen
Selkirk born comedian Trevor Boris kills on Conan!
-
Bar Refaeli On Being #1 On Maxim's "Hot 100"
Ninoslav Maricic
Yeah, "no one hits on me, but not long ago a guy hit on me..."
-