These are the photos that Conan tweets out!
"Just saw this ad in Paris. This explains what Haagen-Dazs meant when they told me they were "going another way." - Conan
"I'm tired of being discriminated against."
"Just had the best breakfast of my life. Sorry, Mom."
"Tonight I try out a new desk made of 100% @ImHeatherGraham."
"This supermarket is replaying my White House Correspondents' performance. There is nowhere else to go in showbiz."
"Just rehearsed my routine to an empty ballroom at the Washington Hilton. The one guy unfolding chairs loved it."
"Just visited the White House press room. Lost my temper and ejected the reporter from the Christian Science Monitor."
"In D.C. to perform at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Practicing my opening 'Goofy Sunglasses' bit."
A snippet from 1993 of Conan's "Late Night" audition, where he talks to Mimi Rogers and Jason Alexander.
Just benched 300 (sat on a bench, watched "300").
20 #CONAN Jokes About Silicon Valley Tech Companies -> http://t.co/EqmLDZ5pZZ http://t.co/dH1ThefQz3