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CONAN highlight: Conan investigates the side effects of the four tons of marijuana found floating off the coast of California.

Obama delivers a not-so-inspiring message to the class of 2012.

Guests: Tracy Morgan, Bar Refaeli And Comedian Trevor Boris

Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade are suburban dads protecting the neighborhood from... aliens.

Bar Refaeli was named #1 on Maxim's "Hot 100" and she still can't get a date.

Tracy Morgan thinks it's high time the commander-in-chief gets some ink done.

Deon Cole explains the spike in minority birth rates with the help of Chris Parnell.

Tracy Morgan makes some outlandish claims about Khloe Kardashian's conception.

Another foolish fan makes a ridiculous claim about Conan's knowledge of the human anatomy.

Bar Refaeli wears underwear for a living, so of course she knows a lot about it.

Trevor Boris talks about meeting guys, terrible jobs and more!

Conan jokes about Facebook's plummeting stock, Columbia's work force, the inventor of the remote control and more!

Vince Vaughn stops by to shamelessly promote his upcoming movie "The Watch."

CONAN highlight: The grand opening of the Tokyo Skytree Tower didn't go according to plan.

Guests: Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant And Comedian John Mulaney

Watch the exclusive premiere of "Lee Van Cleef" right here.

Are you too young to get Conan's jokes? Don't worry, there's a place where you can get caught up!

Conan gives out some prestigious Audiencey Awards to the members of his studio audience!

Guests: Wanda Sykes, Brooklyn Decker And Musical Guest Rufus Wainwright

Joe Biden is good at a few things, but coming up with campaign slogans isn't one of them.

Wanda Sykes learned a lot about herself from her family tree.

Wanda Sykes talks "Pootie Tang", a movie that is only enjoyed by a very specific demographic.

Brooklyn Decker discusses "butt clamps" with dad in the audience. Good times.

Brooklyn Decker discusses Peter Berg's directing techniques for "Battleship."