Andy's Debate Drinking Game

September 26, 2016

CONAN Highlight: Andy's got the perfect coping mechanism to soothe your nerves for the first Clinton-Trump debate.

TranscriptCONAN: People are saying the debates could swing the election. ANDY: That's right, Conan, nerves are running high and that's why I found a way to take the edge off the debates tonight. A little thing I call Andy's debate drinking game. Andy's debate drinking game. [APPLAUSE] You guys can play this one at home. Here are the rules. Drink every time Donald trump says the word "huge." And then every time someone says "god bless America." And then every time you see the color blue. Drink every time your wife says hey, maybe you've had enough and you say no, maybe you've had enough. And drink every time the neighbors complain about noise and you respond by taking a giant number two in their yard. And then drink every time you wake up, realize you passed out in said neighbor's yard, Janice, and you throw on your suit and hurry to your unfulfilling job. CONAN: Andy, just curious. What exactly does this have to do with the debate now? ANDY: drink every time someone asks to you stupid question. [APPLAUSE] CONAN: Andy, I think you've had enough. ANDY: And then drink every time you walk into your living room to watch the next debate and all your friends and family are there but then they lock the door and say you have a problem. Drink every time you're about to get thrown into a van and sent to rehab, which happens so often that you start going around with a flask in your rectum so those sanctimonious bastards can't keep you from your sweet booze. CONAN: Andy, we're all getting a little worried about you, you know. ANDY: Worried? Why? We're all having fun enjoying my damn drinking game! Andy's debate drinking game.