1. Andy Samberg Will NOT Make Out With A Bald Eagle

Andy Samberg Will NOT Make Out With A Bald Eagle

Frankly, we don't know how that giant eagle got in our audience in the first place or how it bewitched Andy so.

Transcript:

CONAN: You are hosting the film independent spirit awards, is that right?
ANDY SAMBERG: Yeah, yeah.
All right, Conan.
I know what you're doing.
CONAN: What?
ANDY SAMBERG: I know what you're trying to get going here, but I'm not going to make out with an eagle, so --
[Laughter]
CONAN: Not going to do what?
ANDY SAMBERG: I refuse to make out with an eagle.
That's not going to happen, so --
CONAN: I didn't ask you to make out with an eagle.
I asked about the film independent spirit awards.
ANDY SAMBERG: Yeah, playing it coy, I get it.
But, look, it's not going to happen.
And even if I was down to do that, if I was down to make out with an eagle, it's not like there's even an eagle here to make out with, so -- all right.
So, OK, fine, there's one here, but even though there's one here, I don't know what that eagle is into.
I'm not going to give you a guarantee that that eagle even wants to make out with me, so --
[Laughter]
[Applause]
CONAN: Wait a minute!
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: We just got a nice look into your technique.
You get your hand in there, grab on to the mandible and hold on.
[Laughter]
ANDY SAMBERG: I do what eagles like.
[Laughter]
So, yeah, so I'm hosting the independent spirit awards.
And I think it's going to be great.
CONAN: How can you be so coy?
You clearly met that eagle, made out, and then were just able to detach immediately.
ANDY SAMBERG: Well, you know, it was casual.
I'm sure that the eagle doesn't care.
[Laughter]
CONAN: Did you people really go aw!
[Laughter]
Aw, the costume.
The 52-year-old guy in the costume is sad.
ANDY SAMBERG: There could be a hot girl in there.
CONAN: No, there's not.
There's not.
There is not.
ANDY SAMBERG: Maybe it's a friend of the girl next to the eagle.
CONAN: No, it's the guy you -- who played Galliano earlier in the skit!
Yeah!
[Applause]