Billy Gardell’s Pizza Parlor Ad

September 14, 2016

Come for the gravy fries, stay for Billy’s dad’s political approval.

TranscriptCONAN: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT OPENING A PIZZA PLACE WITH YOUR BROTHER. BILLY: YES. CONAN: DOWN IN ORLANDO. BILLY: AND THANK YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE THE GRAND OPENING VERY POPULAR BECAUSE YOU LET ME COME OUT HERE AND SHAMELESSLY PLUG THE PLACE. THANK YOU. HUNTER'S CREEK, ORLANDO. GARDELL BROTHERS. WE'RE COMING UP ON OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY. HOPEFULLY WE'LL BREAK EVEN. WE'LL COME UP ON OUR ANNIVERSARY OCTOBER 8 AND MY BUDDY, LOU, WHO PLAYED VINCE ON THE SHOW, BARTEND AND RENO, WHO WAS MY PARTNER, HE SAYS TO SAY HI. OFFICER CARL WILL HANG OUT. IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN. CONAN: YOUR BROTHER WORKS THERE AND YOU SAY YOU GOT YOUR DAD INVOLVED, IS THAT RIGHT? BILLY: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO DO THIS. YOU SEE THE CHEESY CABLE COMMERCIALS WHERE THE GUY COMES OUT AND CAN'T ACT AND HE SAYS A GUY WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT BOB'S FORDS. SO WE WANTED A CHEESY COMMERCIAL. CONAN: WE'VE GOT THAT COMMERCIAL AND THEN WE'LL SHOW IT AND YOU HAVE TO PAY US $50,000. >> I'M BILLY GARDELL FROM "MIKE & MOLLY" AND THIS IS MY BROTHER AND WE'VE OPENED A GREAT JOINT AT HUNTER'S CREEK, GARDELL BROTHERS BRICK OVEN PIZZA. WHAT MAKES THE PLACE SO GREAT IS THE MEATBALLS. >> IT'S THE CALZONES. >> IT'S THE PIZZA. >> IT'S THE FRIES AND GRAVY. >> IT'S THE DESSERTS. >> YOU DON'T EVEN WORK HERE! I DO. >> CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE, GARDELLBROTHERS.COM, HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. >> I'M THEIR DAD AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. [LAUGHTER] CONAN: THE MINUTE YOUR BROTHER OPENS HIS MOUTH, IT'S HILARIOUS. BILLY: YEAH. MY FATHER CALLED, HE JUST CALLS US A COUPLE OF CAR HORNS. HE SAYS YOU SHOULD BE ON TOP OF AN AMBULANCE WITH THAT VOICE. GET OUT OF THE WAY, THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT! WE GOT HIM TO BE OUR POLITICAL ENDORSER. YOU SAW THE BEER NEXT TO HIM. THAT'S HOW WE GOT HIM. CONAN: YOU PAID HIM WITH A BEER? BILLY: HE SAID, WHAT DO I GET? HE SAID, DO YOU WANT SOME DRAFTS IN THE AFTERNOON, I WON'T TELL YOUR WIFE. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

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