BuzzFeed’s Running Out Of Lists: Aunt Carole’s Anal Beads Edition

June 13, 2017

Conan thinks BuzzFeed is losing their edge and he has the lists to prove it.

TranscriptCONAN: I just think they're running out of ideas. Getting a little lame. Here are some I saw recently. 17 clouds that look like drake. Odd one. Six panties that literally melt when had Tom hardy walked by. Gross. Look at this. 14 cute as heck puppies who support a Muslim ban. ANDY: oh, no, puppy, no. CONAN: That puppy's just -- I don't know, I love him but I'm sorry, I can't agree with him. Look at this. Choose three racial slurs and we'll correctly estimate the height of your fridge. ANDY: how does that work? CONAN: I don't know. 12 beautiful outdoor picnics about to be ruined by a deepen overlord. Fife times we made Jeff scar boar's held 30 -- Scarborough's head 30% larger. Looks the same to me. Eight iPhone cracks that resemble Jesus. Check this out -- nine guys who have no idea they're on tinder. Pick a number between one and 10 and we'll pick a number between 11 and 20. What kind of list is that? 32 staunchly pro-gun activists who are currently bleeding to death. ANDY: oops. CONAN: You won't believe what the cast of "the honeymooners" looks like now. Thank you. Thank you! I cut that one in rehearsal and people were like I think we should keep it in. ANDY: I mean, it's been a while. CONAN: Yeah. I was wrong and thank you. [Laughter] Why did I take the time to throw you under the bus? Our producer Jeff Ross was the one who said keep it in. That's the guy on the left. [APPLAUSE] He's the guy that always said I cut it, I wouldn't do it, it's offensive. And then today he sees that one and I'm like he should take that out and he's like I think we should do it. They're all dead. Let's get 'em, they're dead. That's what he said. Oh, man, if only I had some power here at "Conan." Nine spiders that are about to get sued for that copyright image in their web. [APPLAUSE] CONAN: Hey, we're all friends again. Just in time for in one. 14 strands of anal beads your aunt Carol thought for a necklace. [APPLAUSE] ANDY: oh, aunt Carol.