Andy Richter Reports: Dogs On Skype, Ben & Jerry's And More!

Andy Richter reports on some of next week's most important news stories.

Conan proves he bleeds red, white and blue by taking the US citizenship test.

CONAN highlight: Conan investigates the side effects of the four tons of marijuana found floating off the coast of California.

Obama delivers a not-so-inspiring message to the class of 2012.

Deon Cole explains the spike in minority birth rates with the help of Chris Parnell.

Another foolish fan makes a ridiculous claim about Conan's knowledge of the human anatomy.

CONAN highlight: The grand opening of the Tokyo Skytree Tower didn't go according to plan.

Are you too young to get Conan's jokes? Don't worry, there's a place where you can get caught up!

Conan gives out some prestigious Audiencey Awards to the members of his studio audience!

Joe Biden is good at a few things, but coming up with campaign slogans isn't one of them.

CONAN highlight: James Sinclair St. Wallins and his sidekick Queen Daniel rip into the audience at the Audiencey Awards.

Mitt Romney's trial campaign slogans really do not inspire a lot of consequences.

Obama came out in favor of gay marriage, so Schmecky & Schmecky are getting ready for the gay divorce goldmine!

Conan throws away those high tech studio cameras in favor of his webcam to make another one of his infamous vlogs.

Conan asks celebrities questions, and some of them are foolish enough to respond.

Andy Warhol's "Double Elvis" sold for a whopping million at an art auction, so naturally, Conan is getting in on the action.

CONAN highlight: The prestigious peanut players show us their take on John Travolta's recent encounter with a masseuse.

Conan puts a few of his gay staffers out on parade and pays the price.

Conan unveils more coffee table books that absolutely no one bought.

The guy who tried to break the record for hanging by your teeth on "GMA" didn't see this one coming.

These celebrities should probably lose their Twitter privileges.

Propmaster Bill Tull gives some advice how to get the most out of your Mother's Day without breaking the bank.

Andy Richter goes behind-the-scenes with his brand new, state of the art head cam.

Conan shows some great TV commercials that you probably skipped over. Get it together, you!

French president Nicolas Sarkozy isn't the only one getting a bad rap from subtitles.