Chelsea Handler Did Shrooms With Her Staff

April 12, 2017

Chelsea wants everyone to know, for legal reasons, that she did not provide the psychedelic drugs.

TranscriptCONAN: PEOPLE -- I'VE HEARD THIS. YOU HEAR IN THE BUSINESS WHO LIKES WORKING FOR SOMEONE WHO REALLY DOESN'T LIKE WORKING FOR SOMEONE. SOME PEOPLE IN THIS BUSINESS DON'T HAVE THE BEST REPUTATION. YOUR PEOPLE LOVE WORKING FOR YOU. CHELSEA: WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. I'M SURE THERE ARE DAYS WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, SHE'S A TOTAL BITCH. BUT I TRY AND BE FUN MOST OF THE TIME. WE TRY TO DO GROUP STUFF. TRIPS. CONAN: WHAT KIND OF TRIPS DO YOU TAKE THEM ON? CHELSEA: MOST RECENTLY WE WENT CAMPING. WE WENT TO A PLACE THREE HOURS AWAY. BUT THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T GO. USUALLY THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE MARRIED OR WITH CHILDREN. BUT THE SINGLE PEOPLE COME AND THEN WE HAVE FUN. WE'LL DO MUSHROOMS OR WHATEVER. CONAN: DID YOU REALLY DO MUSHROOMS? CHELSEA: I DID. I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ANYBODY ELSE. I DON'T FORCE MY EMPLOYEES TO DO THEM BY THE WAY. NETFLIX, IF YOU'RE WATCHING. EVERYONE BROUGHT THEIR OWN SHIT. CONAN: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. MY STAFF IS SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. CHELSEA: BY THE WAY, ANYONE ON THIS STAFF IS ALSO WELCOME TO JOIN US. CONAN: NO, NO, MY STAFF GETS -- NO. [APPLAUSE] CHELSEA: ANY STAFF. CONAN: NOT YOU JAMES. NOT JAMES THE CAMERAMAN. NO. JAMES. NO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NO. JAMES. JAMES HAS COMMITTED HALF OF HIS MURDERS WHILE ON MUSHROOMS. NO. THAT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE. MY STAFF, I MAKE THEM SHARE ONE NUTRIBULLET AT EVERY CHRISTMAS. YOU TOOK THEM CAMPING AND EVERYONE TOOK MUSHROOMS? CHELSEA: I DIDN'T PROVIDE THE MUSHROOMS. FOR LEGAL REASONS. ANDY: WHERE IN THE BUDGET IS THAT? IS THAT CRAFT SERVICE? CHELSEA: PEOPLE CAN PICK MUSHROOMS IN THE FOREST. WE WEREN'T IN A FOREST BUT YOU CAN PICK THEM THERE. CONAN: YOU WENT WITH LEPRECHAUNS AND FOUND MAGIC MUSHROOM. ARE YOU EVER AFRAID, WE'RE IN THESE TIMES WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH EMPLOYEES, NOT TO BE INAPPROPRIATE? CHELSEA: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH YOUR EMPLOYEES ANYMORE. THAT'S A NO-NO. CHELSEA: NOT -- CONAN: NOT ANYMORE? LET ME POINT OUT, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS. I'M THINKING CHELSEA HANDLER, MUSHROOMS, FOREST, A LOT OF SINGLE EMPLOYEES. THINGS COULD GET OFF THE RAILS DID. THEY? CHELSEA: THEY DO A LITTLE BIT. IT'S NOT OFF THE RAILS. IT DEPEND WHAT'S CONSIDER OFF THE RAILS. I THINK YOUR OFF THE RAILS IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN MY OFF THE RAILS. CONAN: MY OFF THE RAILS IS LIKE 2% MILK WITH MY CEREAL. I'M GOING FOR IT. NO SKIM TODAY. CHELSEA: THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. MY OFF THE RAILS IS LIKE, YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP. YOU WAKE UP AND YOU'RE LIKE, WHERE AM I? I THINK THAT'S A GOOD SATURDAY MORNING.

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