Clueless Gamer: "Far Cry Primal" With PewDiePie

February 23, 2016

CONAN Highlight: Conan travels to the distant past with pro gamer PewDiePie, along with their trusty badger perv sidekick.

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TranscriptCONAN: I'm here with video game megastar PewDiePie and he has a new show coming up, new series called "scare PewDiePie" that's on YouTube red. Check that out. The game we're going to play tonight is "far cry primal." Most video games take place in a dark future this one seems to take place a long time ago in the past. It's 2016 but uh-oh, we're going back in time. At this speed we're going to be the here nor 40 hours. They better pick it up fast. Just going through the birth of Larry king. You understood what I was talking about. PewDiePie: I got it. CONAN: 10,000 B.C. Here we go. Our blood, our people. This is their version of television. He's watching "friends." Oh, look at that. He just woke up with his sex toy. Gosh, look at that. That guy needs moisturizer. You were so close to shoving that up your friend's ass. PewDiePie: I think that's the goal of the game. CONAN: That's foreplay in 10,000 B.C. Oh, god! He turned around. What are you doing? No! PewDiePie:Where should I get him? CONAN: Hart, go for the heart. You're just pope pope poking him in the ass. PewDiePie: Ahhh! CONAN: Yeah! PewDiePie: Oh, my god. CONAN: I think those two were in a relationship. Get him, get him! PewDiePie: I can't do anything. CONAN: What are you doing? PewDiePie: Pushing buttons. Oh, no. Not my friend. CONAN: This is when you say you know what, I've got pooka shells, I'm good. Not good to turn down a gift. I'm not a jewelry guy, but thank you. Aaron: Now we're on the glacier and you have a beast with you that can attack. Here are all the beasts you have tamed. CONAN: I've tamed all those beasts? PewDiePie: Find the badger. CONAN: Where's the damager? PewDiePie: Go left. You're about to be attacked. CONAN: Where? PewDiePie: On the left. Oh, they're going to see you. CONAN: What are you doing? PewDiePie: Turn. CONAN: Something is attacking me but I don't see what it is. Ahhh! This is your fault. PewDiePie: to the sky. CONAN: Damn badger didn't warn me! -- badger didn't warn me! Fire a weapon. Why do I -- PewDiePie: Oh, you're poisoned. CONAN: Yes! Aaron: Got him. CONAN: That was awful. Turned into a high-ify and it just fell apart. I never want to do that again. The badger is running around. Go, badger! I love that badger. PewDiePie: What is his name? CONAN: A what's a good name in PewDiePie, you know good names. PewDiePie: Binked. -- bink. CONAN: Sounds like you dropped a battery down a toilet. PewDiePie: Go, badger. I love it. CONAN: What is he doing? He had sex with that guy's face. That badger is a perv. Here. Here, that's the guy's penis. Freak. He's a freak. Disgusting badger. Oh, look. They just heard what the badger did and they ran away. Aaron: You're going to go up and now you're going to attack the camp. I think you should do the owl. Bomb the shit out of them. CONAN: I just released the wise occupy. PewDiePie:Now you're hitting -- CONAN: I didn't know. Aaron: You're doing it, see? CONAN: Ah, we're bombing. Oh! Look -- an owl. Oh! Nice. The badger once again mutilating a horse. Mr. Freak. Badger, you ate 10 minutes ago. PewDiePie is now going to attempt to ride a mammoth. Oh! Oh, -- all right. PewDiePie: There we go. CONAN: Yes! PewDiePie is on top of the mammoth. You just jumped on a wild beast and you can control its motion immediately? You know what you're on? You're on the prehistoric Uber right now. PewDiePie: Let's fight this bigger one. CONAN: Oh. You might be inside it. Oh, my god. PewDiePie: What is going on? CONAN: It's like you're having sex with Ed Asner. Incredible. Oh, he's looking at you. He's like "you're an asshole."

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