Darren Criss Made Out With A Porn Star

March 15, 2017

Darren Criss

Darren kissed a man in the "Hedwig & The Angry Inch" audience every night — and "kiss" is putting it lightly.

TranscriptCONAN: IN HEDWIG, PART OF THE SHOW IS YOU GO IN THE AUDIENCE AND KISS AUDIENCE MEMBERS. DARREN: KISS IS A POLITE TERM. I MORE PUT MY HEAD INSIDE THEIR MOUTH. CONAN: MOLEST. DARREN: I MOLEST TICKET PAYING AUDIENCES. CONAN: THESE ARE PRIMARILY MEN. HOW DO YOU PICK WHICH GUY? DARREN: FOR THE MOST PART, IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE SHOW, IT'S A VERY RAMBUNCTIOUS CREW WITH A LARGE FOLLOWING AND PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GETTING INTO WHEN THEY COME TO THE SHOW SO I WOULD TEND TO PICK THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON FOR MYSELF AND EVERYBODY ELSE WATCHING THE SHOW SO I WOULD TRY TO TARGET THE MOST CONSERVATIVE LOOKING STRAIGHT BOYS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST MORE FUN. SO ONE NIGHT, I REMEMBER GOING FOR THIS ONE DUDE. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TELLING THIS STORY, I'M GIVING FODDER FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF ME. AFTER THE SHOW, THIS GUY, WHO I BASICALLY ROUGHED UP QUITE A BIT. HE HAD MAKEUP ON HIM AND EVERYTHING. HE CAME BACK -- CONAN: YOU KISSED HIM ALL OVER HIS FACE? DARREN: ALL UP IN EVERYWHERE I COULD REACH IN THE SPAN OF TIME THAT I HAD. THE GUY HAD LIPSTICK AND GLITTER ALL OVER HIM AND AFTERWARDS HE CAME BACKSTAGE WITH SOMEBODY WHO KNEW SOMEBODY FROM THE SHOW AND HE WAS A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT AND HE SEEMED GENTEEL AND HO-HUM. LIKE, GEE, THAT WAS CRAZY. ON THE WAY OUT, ME BEING PLEASED WITH MYSELF FOR GIVING A ROLLICKING GOOD TIME TO A CONSERVATIVE YOUNG MAN, A COUPLE COMES IN AFTERWARDS AND THEY GO, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS? I WAS LIKE, NO. THAT'S OUR FAVORITE GAY PORN STAR, I'M SORRY? THIS GUY HAS CLEARLY SEEN MUCH MORE THAN I EVER HAVE. CONAN: WHICH ONE? DARREN: I GUESS I DON'T KNOW. SHOUT OUT TO THAT YOUNG MAN. APPARENTLY HE'S VERY WELL LIKED. IF I WAS GOING TO -- I ONLY WENT FOR THE BEST.

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