1. Eric McCormack's Super-Sexy 50th Birthday Bash

Eric McCormack's Super-Sexy 50th Birthday Bash

Eric's wife is so cool, she threw him a big party with four burlesque dancers.

Transcript:

CONAN: WE SHOULD DIVULGE SOMETHING TO THE AUDIENCE WATCHING AT HOME AND HERE IN THE STUDIO, WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY, NOT JUST THE SAME DATE.
ERIC MCCORMACK: SAME YEAR, WE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AGE.
CONAN: WE WERE BORN THE EXACT SAME TIME, DATE, EVERYTHING.
ERIC MCCORMACK: AND FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT HAVE ALWAYS SUSPECTED, NOW YOU KNOW WE ARE TWINS.
CONAN: IT WAS A BIG BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR.
IT WAS THE BIG 5-0 FOR BOTH OF US.
ERIC MCCORMACK: WE'RE COLLECTIVELY 100.
CONAN: WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOURS?
ERIC MCCORMACK: I GOT TO BRAG.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
MY WIFE, GOD BLESS HER.
I SAID HAVE A LITTLE PARTY, SOME FRIENDS OVER, SHE DOES BUT AS I'M MAKING A TOAST TO OR SOMETHING, ALL OF A SUDDEN A WOMAN APPEARS SCANTLY CLAD AND BEGINS DANCING.
THERE WERE FOUR BURLESQUE DANCERS THAT DO SEVEN NUMBERS.
IT WAS REALLY HOT AND VERY SEXY AND AT THE END OF THE LAST NUMBER, THIS GIRL TAKES HER SKIRT OFF AND I BROUGHT A PICTURE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE IT, BUT THIS IS -- YEAH.
CONAN: WOW!
THAT'S INCREDIBLE!
ANDY: WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE!
ERIC MCCORMACK: TO GET THAT GIRL THAT HAPPENED TO HAVE 
CONAN: THAT BIRTH MARK.
I WAS AFRAID TO LOOK.
CONAN: WHAT A BLOW OUT.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
ERIC MCCORMACK: IT WAS GREAT FUN.
MY ASSISTANT WAS BACK STAGE.
HE JUST TOLD ME A FRIEND OF HIS, SO INTO YOUR SHOW, SEVERAL YEARS AGO, THAT HE HAD YOUR CARTOON AND YOUR CARTOON ON HIS ASS TATTOOED FOR LIFE.
HE'S GOT YOU AND YOU FOREVER.
CONAN: CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING FOR FANS THAT WANT TO DO THAT, THOSE TATTOOS AGE VERY BADLY.
IT'S A CUTE IDEA FOR A WHILE AND FLUTIE -- LATE IN LIFE, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A DRUNK, SAD LEPRECHAUN ON YOUR ASS.
I GIVE IT UP TO YOUR WIFE FOR GIVING YOU SUCH A BIRTHDAY.
ERIC MCCORMACK: THERE'S 15 COUPLES AT OUR HOUSE, NOT SURE WHAT TO DO.
YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE EVERY GUY'S LIKE, CAN I LOOK?
IS THIS ALL RIGHT?
CAN I DIVORCE MY WIFE AND GO WITH JANET NOW?
CONAN: THAT WOULD BE A NO.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
ANDY: THERE WERE FOUR NUMBERS?
ERIC MCCORMACK: IT WAS LONG, IT WAS GREAT AND THEY'RE ALL VERY TALENTED AND THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GUY REACHING IN, IS THIS A KEY PARTY?
WHERE DO I PUT THIS?
AND THE WIVES ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, LIKE, IF I ENJOY THIS, DO YOU JUDGE ME?
CONAN: WHAT AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY.
ERIC MCCORMACK: I'M GOING TO BE 50 AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
CONAN: YOU KNOW WHERE MY WIFE TOOK ME ON MY 50TH?
THE SIZZLER.
[LAUGHTER]
50 WAS WRITTEN ON MY TRAY.