Fundlekamp's Knucklebugs

September 22, 2016

Tired of bruised knuckles from constant fist bumps? Cover your sore hands with some fuzzy buggy friends!

Transcript>> WHAT'S UP, DUDE? >> HEY. >> HEY. >> HEY, MAN. >> DARRELL, WHAT'S UP, DUDE. >> HEY. >> THESE KIDS AT WORK. ALL THEY DO IS FIST BUMP. MY HAND LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF GROUND MEAT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I KNOW JUST THE THING. COME ON. FUNDELKAMP'S KNUCKLEBUGS, THEY CUSHION THE BLOW OF A FIST BUMP. SOFT FUZZY PILES YOU WEAR ON YOUR HAND, SAFETY IS YOURS GUARANTEED, YOU WEAR IT TO WORK, THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF IT AND SOON THE FIST BUMPS WILL END. YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE AN OUTCAST, A MAN WITHOUT A FRIEND. LONELY TO THE CORE, BUT YOUR HANDS WILL NO LONGER BE SORE. AFTER A WHILE THEY'LL LET YOU GO, THEY'LL SAY YOU'RE NOT RIGHT FOR THE PLACE. THEY'RE WEIRDED OUT BY YOUR KNUCKLEBUG. YOU'LL SUE THE COMPANY FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION AND REST ASSURED YOU'LL WIN. YOU'LL SIT BACK HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND SPEND ALL DAY DRINKING GIN. FUNDLEKAMP. >> FUNDLEKAMP, THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] CONAN: I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING AT ALL.