1. Gabrielle Union Is On The Porno Diet

Gabrielle Union Is On The Porno Diet

Gabrielle's gym is filled with toned adult entertainers, so naturally Gabrielle goes to them for fitness tips.

Transcript:

CONAN: You notice men's backsides.
Do you notice women's behind?
GABRIELLE: I'm an ass gal.
Yeah, I love a good.
 -- a good butt.
But like Jessica Biel has an amazing butt.
But like my everyday, my daily butt inspirations are at the gym.
CONAN: Oh, you go to the gym and you look at women?
GABRIELLE: Oh, I'm all over them.
I'm like, hey, girl, hey.
CONAN: When I go to the gym and look at women that way, I get asked to go.
And I'm like, you go, girl, getting in there and -- you know, I'm always -- I've been thrown out of more women's gyms.
[Laughter]
GABRIELLE: You know, I am blessed to work out at a gym that has a lot of adult entertainment actresses, a lot of porn gals.
Salt of the earth, really sweet girls.
CONAN: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you know that that's what they do for a living?
GABRIELLE: I guess.
No, you know, you see things.
[Laughter]
CONAN: So you recognize them.
GABRIELLE: I recognize them.
CONAN: Like you're the one from whatever.
GABRIELLE: Yes!
I've seen your work, I love it.
Let me get some tips, not on that, but like -- because your butt looks great.
But I also compete with them, and they don't realize that we're basically having like the Olympics.
They're just not aware that we're in competition with each other.
CONAN: You're looking at them like on a stairmaster.
GABRIELLE: Yes, and I'm on this next one like, you're not getting off before me.
I'm not going to lose to you.
ANDY: I can have a porno butt, too.
GABRIELLE: I'm doing it.
I'm going in.
CONAN: This is the most erotic thing I've ever listened to.
GABRIELLE: Well, the thing is, I'll follow them to like the juice bar, and I watch and see what they're ordering.
And I'm like, oh, vegan.
Let it sit with it.
They don't eat meat.
There you go, kits.
Interesting.
CONAN: That is interesting.
So you're monitoring everything that these porn actresses are doing, and to emulate them to have a similar figure.
GABRIELLE: I'm on the porn diet.
CONAN: Porn diet. OK.
Let's talk about -- my mind is just wiped clean now.
I don't even remember --
ANDY: The porn diet sounds like the worse thing.
Like terrible marketing.
It's the porn diet.
Get out!
[Laughter]
CONAN: But it totally works.