Money's Changing "Grand Theft Auto V" Characters

September 25, 2013

"Grand Theft Auto V" has made over a billion dollars so far, and it's turned Michael into a snooty jerk.

TranscriptCONAN: Grand Theft Auto V's been out just one week, and it has already made over $1 billion. Yeah. Yeah. The down side, though, I was playing "grand theft auto" earlier today, I think making all that money has had a negative effect on one of the main characters. Check it out. Rich Man: Ah, these Brazilian cherry oak planks feel good on my Gucci lovelies. Hmm, blended money, my favorite. I'm so wealthy! Coming through, I'm rich [BEEP]. Normal rules don't apply to me. Above the law. Excuse me. Don't call the police, I own them. I'm rich. I'm rich. I'm rich. You're not. Ooh. A private helicopter. Don't mind if I do. Ooh, trailer park. Attention, white trash, I am better than you. Malibu looks so pretty from the air. Look at all my beach front property. Ah, I think I'll go land on Spielberg's house. Wait! I can't die! I'm rich! [Cheers and applause]

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