1. Ice-T's "Call Of Duty" Dick Dance

Ice-T's "Call Of Duty" Dick Dance

CONAN Highlight: How does Ice mark beating a tough level on "Call of Duty?" He whips out his junk and does a little helicopter dance.

Transcript:

CONAN: I HEAR YOU ARE A SERIOUS GAMER AND YOU GET PASSIONATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
HOW INTENSE DO YOU GET?
ICE-T: I GET CRAZY.
A LOT OF ONLINE GAMES.
CALL OF DUTY.
I GOT A CLAN CALLED SMG, SEX MONEY HAPPEN GUNS.
I LIKE THE ONLINE SHOOTERS.
CONAN: I'M SORRY, I WAS TALKING ABOUT MSPAC MAN.
YOU HAVE A CREW CALLED?
ICE-T: S.M.G.
THE RAPPER XZIBIT IN IT AND A LOT OF MY FRIENDS AND WE GET ONLINE.
WE GOT A KID FROM LIVERPOOL WHO PLAYS WITH US.
AND WE JUST ALL GET TOGETHER AND KILL PEOPLE.
IT'S FUN.
CONAN: DO YOU KNOW EVERYBODY WHO IS IN YOUR GANG?
ICE-T: IN THE CLAN, YES.
CONAN: HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE IS NOT A 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL PLAYING?
ICE-T: WE HAD ONE KID WHO WAS A PARAPLEGIC WHO COULD NEVER LEAVE THE WHEEL CHAIR.
HE WAS REALLY GOD.
OF COURSE, HE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES ALL THE TIME.
HE WAS DANGEROUS.
ONE OF OUR BEST PLAYERS.
CONAN: YOU HAVE THIS GREAT UNIQUE GANG.
ICE-T: YES.
CONAN: HOW INTENSE TO YOU GET?
ICE-T: I GO CRAZY.
SCREAMING AT THE TV.
GET FLAT, SUCKERS.
I'M TALKING AND COCO IS ON THE POPE WITH HER FRIENDS AND THEY ARE LIKE IS EVERYTHING OKAY OUT THERE AND ICE IS PLAYING GAMES.
WHAT KIND OF GAMES.
CONAN: HOW EXCITED DO YOU GET BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE BEAT A LEVEL AND WORK AND WORK AND FINALLY BEAT A LEVEL.
PEOPLE GO CRAZY.
YOU MUST GO INSANE WHEN YOU BEAT A LEVEL THAT IS TOUGH TO GET PAST.
ICE-T: ANYBODY WHO WATCH THE SHOW KNOWS I HAVE A THING I WOULD DO WHEN I WIN A LEVEL.
IT'S CALLED THE DICK DANCE.
CONAN: YOU AND A FRIEND NAMED TICK WOULD GET TOGETHER AND DANCE?
ICE-T: SOME OF THE LEVELS, Y'ALL MAY NOT PLAY GAMES.
SOME LEVELS ARE SO INTENSE THAT YOU CAN'T WIN AND YOU SOMETIMES HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP THINKING ABOUT THEM UNTIL THE NEXT DAY OR TO AND CHEAT AND GET THE BOOKS.
WHEN YOU FINALLY WIN YOU ARE SO EXCITED.
I WOULD STAND UP IN MY HOUSE AND UNZIP MY PANTS AND DO THE DICK DANCE.
WITHOUT A DICK IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THIS -- IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THIS.
ICE-T: WITH A DICK.
CONAN: GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE.
ICE-T: IT'S LIBERATING.
CONAN: WHEN THAT HAPPENS DO COCO'S FRIENDS SAY WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
ICE-T: UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE.
CONAN: TIE A BELL TO IT.
ANDY: TOY A BELL TO IT OR SOMETHING.
CONAN: DON'T TIE A BELL TO IT.
DON'T LISTEN TO IT.
IT IS NOT LIKE A MISSING CAT OR SOMETHING.
ICE-T: THE ENHANCED DICK DANCE.
TRY THAT TONIGHT.
ANDY: I WOULD GET PYRO GOING AND A WHOLE THING GOING.
CONAN: YOU WOULD GET PYRO GOING THERE AND STRAP FIRECRACKERS.
ANDY: SPARKLERS.
ICE-T: THAT IS NOT HAPPENING, HOMEY, NO, NO.
CONAN: NEXT TIME YOU DO THE DANCE TIE SPARKLERS TO IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
ICE-T: NO, NO FIRE AROUND THAT AREA, DUDE.