1. Kevin Hart Offers Conan A Part In "Ride Along 2"

Kevin Hart Offers Conan A Part In "Ride Along 2"

Kevin thinks Conan played a big part in "Ride Along's" success and he's got just the right role for him in the sequel.

Transcript:

CONAN: I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE WE TAPED THIS VIDEO TOGETHER THAT WENT VIRAL AND THIS IS FIRST TIME YOU AND I ARE SEEING EACH OTHER -- IT WAS YOU, ME -- ICE CUBE, YOU, MYSELF --
KEVIN HART: WHY DO YOU GOT TO CALL HIM ICE CUBE ALL THE TIME?
IT'S CUBE!
CONAN: I CAN'T CALL HIM CUBE!
KEVIN HART: YOU CAN, ME, YOU AND CUBE.
CONAN: THERE MIGHT BE OTHER CUBES OUT THERE.
KEVIN HART: HE'S CUBE!
CONAN: JUST CUBE?
THERE COULD BE DIFFERENT CUBES.
KEVIN HART: WHY PEOPLE GOT TO GO FIRST AND LAST, YOU GOT TO GO BOTH.
CONAN: FROM NOW YOU I'LL CALL HIM CUBE.
KEVIN HART: CALL ME LITTLE KEV.
LITTLE KEV!
CONAN: LISTEN, THAT THING BLEW UP AND WHAT WAS THE SECRET?
WE HAD TO HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY.
KEVIN HART: I HAVE TO SAY THIS, THE SECRET WAS YOU, MAN.
THAT VIDEO WAS FUNNY BECAUSE OF YOU.
ME AND CUBE WERE OURSELVES BUT PUTTING YOU IN THAT ENVIRONMENT -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN THE VIDEO THAT WENT VIRAL BUT WE BASICALLY TOOK CONAN ALL OVER.
WE TOOK HIM TO SOME PRETTY BAD SPOTS AND TO SEE CONAN -- ALL I REMEMBER IS YOU AT WENDY'S AND I REMEMBER US ORDERING AND ME AND CUBE'S ORDER WAS SO SIMPLE.
I SAID, YO, GIVE ME THAT SPICY CHICKEN AND CUBE SAID, I'M GOING WITH THE BACONATOR.
YOU SAID, I WANT A SANDWICH BUT CAN YOU GIVE ME THE ASIAGO BUN AND I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW COMPLICATED HIS ORDER WAS AT WENDY'S AND ME AND CUBE LOOKED AND WE SAID, THIS MIGHT BE THE WHITEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
CONAN: I AM THE WHITEST MAN IN AMERICA.
NOW, THE MOVIE COMES OUT AND IT BREAKS ALL KINDS OF RECORDS.
KEVIN HART: TAKES OFF.
EVERYBODY, IF YOU'VE SEEN "RIDE ALONG," THANK YOU, MAN.
MOVIE BROKE RECORDS.
CONAN: I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE A "RIDE ALONG 2", AND THE NATURAL QUESTION I WOULD HAVE IS, IS THERE A PART FOR ME?
DON'T LAUGH AT THAT!
THAT UNDERMINES MY AUTHORITY IN THIS NEGOTIATION.
KEVIN HART: THE LAUGH MADE ME NOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.
CONAN: ME IN THE MOVIE COMING IN?
KEVIN HART: WE OWE A LOT OF THAT SUCCESS TO YOU.
CONAN: YES!
KEVIN HART: I THINK THERE IS A PART FOR YOU, MAN.
I DON'T SEE WHY THERE CAN'T BE.
WHITE GUY NUMBER ONE.
CONAN: NO!
KEVIN HART: YOU GET TO BE NUMBER ONE.
CONAN: BULL SHIT, NO!
I WANT TO BE STREET.
KEVIN HART: YOU CAN'T BE STREET!
WHITE GUY NUMBER ONE TO BE STREET.
THERE'S A SCENE, WE COULD DO A SCENE WHERE I COME IN AND I GOT TO TALK TO WHITE GUY NUMBER ONE, I SAY SOMETHING LIKE, HEY, DID YOU SEE WHERE THAT GUY WENT?
AND URIC THAT WAY, CUT, YOU'RE DONE, THAT'S IT.
CONAN: THAT'S ALL I GET?
KEVIN HART: ONE LINE.
CONAN: THAT WAY.
KEVIN HART: WHITE GUY NUMBER ONE.
ACTION, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY WITH THE HOOD ON?
CONAN: THAT WAY.
KEVIN HART: CUT!
WHOOO!
CONAN: THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE.
KEVIN HART: THE WAY YOU POINTED, I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD.
CONAN: I THOUGHT OF THAT MYSELF.
I JUST CAME UP WITH THAT.
KEVIN HART: THAT'S IMPROVING AT ITS BEST.
IF YOU DON'T POINT, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO RUN.
CONAN: EXACTLY!
THIS CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE HOOK.
KEVIN HART: WE GOT TO GET THIS ON CAMERA, WHITE GUY NUMBER ONE.
CONAN: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!