1. Kevin Hart Has An Incredible Work-Out Outfit

Kevin Hart Has An Incredible Work-Out Outfit

But despite his physical prowess, Shaq still likes to pick Kevin up like a baby.

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[Cheers and applause]
KEVIN: What's up?
What's going on?
CONAN: Man!
You light up a room, I've got to say.
Instant energy.
KEVIN: I'm an energetic person, conan.
Look at this.
I don't know what that was, but it was a lot of hand action.
What's up, everybody?
Yeah.
CONAN: It is good to have you here.
KEVIN: Good to be here.
CONAN: You look fantastic.
I dropped in on you in the dressing room, this man's in amazing shape.
I'm going to say that right now.
I got a little pervey.
KEVIN: A little bit.
It's OK, though.
CONAN: You are in terrific shape.
You go to the gym constantly, don't you.
KEVIN: I try to go five or six days a week.
Right now I'm working on my trophy.
That's what I call my body.
CONAN: Your body is your trophy.
KEVIN: My body is my trophy.
Right now I'm in shape.
You know when you get involved in certain things, you take a loving for it.
Right now, I'm addicted.
Going to the gym, running, just being in shape in general.
CONAN: We've got a picture of you.
This is you.
This is the outfit that you wear to the gym.
What the hell is going on here?
What are you wearing?
What is that?
KEVIN: First of all, that is a dry fit running outfit which whips the moisture from my body.
Here's the thing -- I don't know if you guys can tell, but I'm dark skin.
So when I run at nighttime I'm afraid because I don't want to get hit by a car.
So what I do is I find bright colors from the gym.
That's called my highlighter running outfit.
You see that?
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: You wear that?
KEVIN: Yes.
CONAN: That's a terrific idea.
I'm the opposite.
People see this face shining like the moon.
KEVIN: You don't have to.
I do.
I get lost at nighttime.
But I've never been hit in that outfit.
CONAN: What wees the tights?
KEVIN: It's actually a form of a leotard.
That's a one piece, Conan.
I put shorts over the one piece.
You have to step into that.
And they only make those in 2t's.
It's a grown man's outfit.
CONAN: You're friends of a lot of athletes.
KEVIN: I am.
CONAN: You're hanging out with Shaquille O'Neal.
KEVIN: These guys like to be around me because of my physical attributes.
[Laughter]
Yes, I motivate these guys to do these things.
Shaq is one of my closest friends.
Our relationship took a turn for the worst not too long back because Shaq has a habit of picking me up in front of my kids and I don't like it.
CONAN: He picks you up?
KEVIN: I don't like it one bit.
Because first of all, I'm a dad first, you understand?
Respect me as a father.
So when I'm disciplining my kids when I'm yes, ma'aming and I'm done, don't turn around and grab me and shake me and Pat me on the back because you're taking away what I just did.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's very hard to say sit down to my kids when Shaq is telling me to do the same thing.
I don't like it.
I said you're going to stop doing this.
And he started scratching my back.
So I let him do that.
CONAN: He's good at that.
KEVIN: He's funny.
CONAN: He is funny.
KEVIN: We literally have the same conversations every time we see each other. His whole thing is the movie business.
He's got "grown up 2" coming out.
He's pitched me twins, the big and black version.
CONAN: Where you two play twins.
KEVIN: He says, now listen, I'm going to be the Arnold Schwarzenegger and you're going to be the Danny De Vito as if it could have been the opposite way.
You felt that you had to point out those points to me, Shaq.
CONAN: He really wants you to make this movie.
People would see that movie.
I bet you they would see that movie.
[Cheers and applause]
Make that movie.
KEVIN: No --
CONAN: I'll produce it.
KEVIN: Yes, you will to laugh and see me get picked up every day.
[Laughter]
You don't fool me, Conan.
You don't fool me one bit.
CONAN: I just want a piece of it.
That's all.