From things old people should do, to a guy with a tiny penis, it's a brand new Local News Roundup!
CONAN Highlight: The Rock got so worked up playing the mythical Greek hero, he flat out lost consciousness.
Tori Amos performs a track from her album Unrepentant Geraldines.
Perhaps you've met his biceps, the Hammer Brothers...Jack & Sledge.
Plus, The Rock lets Conan in on his nickname for his genitals. HINT: it gets awkward around Thanksgiving.
Deon Cole & Conan watch in delighted shock when a writer takes a header.