1. Marc Maron Is Wary Of Viagra

Marc Maron Is Wary Of Viagra

Marc enjoyed using Viagra once or twice. He's just worried he enjoyed it TOO much.

Transcript:

CONAN: Let's talk about the book.
MARC MARON: Let's talk about that book.
CONAN: You have some fascinating chapters in here.
You have chapters about Viagra and pornography.
MARC MARON: These are very important things, people.
I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me.
CONAN: No.
MARC MARON: I had a couple of experiences with Viagra.
I was going through an experience in my life and my regular doctor, I guess I was depressed and he said, have you tried Viagra.
A little Jewish guy said.
CONAN: He was also your dentist.
MARC MARON: His face lit up.
Have you tried it?
I have done drugs in my life before, so it didn't take much pushing.
I never tried them before.
When you're a guy and a doctor says, have you tried Viagra, part of you is defensive.
Like I don't need that.
I've got an angry cyst in my pants.
[Laughter]
Right, fellows.
Yeah, the band knows.
CONAN: Most of them do.
MARC MARON: So I take them home.
I knew what it was supposed to do.
I've got no real problem down there.
The Viagra's -- I'll be honest with you.
ANDY: I was assuming you were going to be.
MARC MARON: I was having sex on Viagra and for a second I thought, my penis doesn't even need me.
CONAN: You don't even need there.
MARC MARON: I wish I could leave my body and masturbate to me.
CONAN: Good lord.