1. Egg Nog Camouflage Log

Egg Nog Camouflage Log

From the people who brought you such stupid holiday products as the Gravy Boat Lighthouse, the Anti-Piracy Gravyboat Gun Turret, the Holiday Punch Bowl Punching Kit, and the Anti-Mistletoe Toe Missile, there's an all-new offering that's guaranteed not to leave you hopelessly confused.