1. Pick-Up Line Warehouse Solves Your Valentine's Day Emergencies

Pick-Up Line Warehouse Solves Your Valentine's Day Emergencies

CONAN Highlight: Need a last-minute date? Score thousands of unused pick-up lines at rock-bottom prices!

Transcript:

ANNOUNCER:
It's almost midnight on Valentine's day.
And if you're watching this there's a good chance you're home alone without a Valentine.
That's sad.
But there's still time to snag that special someone.
Come on down to the pickup warehouse.
Available at rock bottom houses.
Lines like, you must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Is your last name Whitman because I want to sample you.
I'm picturing you holding up my balls.
I'm bea nut butter.
You're jelly.
Let's have sex.
I'd like to connect with you on boinked in here?
Are some of these terrible?
Of course they are.
That's why they're unused.
But at this time it's time for --
Throw everything against the walls and see what sticks.
We've got boxes and boxes of lines to help you --
Score!
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: Hard to use them all.