1. Sage Kotsenburg Gives Conan A Snowboarder Makeover

Sage Kotsenburg Gives Conan A Snowboarder Makeover

Just by adding a beanie with a wig, Conan is ready to be an Olympic-level snowboarder like Sage.

Transcript:

CONAN: THE CANADIAN SNOWBOARDERS, LET'S TALK ABOUT THEM.
SEEMS TO ME LIKE BEFORE THE OLYMPICS THEY WERE TALKING A LITTLE SMACK, IS THAT RIGHT?
SAGE: THERE'S SOME SMACK TALK FROM SHAUN WHITE ON TWITTER.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
CONAN: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THE CANADIANS ARE ALWAYS ACTING SO POLITE BUT WHEN STUFF GETS INTENSE, SOMETIMES --
SAGE: THEY LET IT ALL OUT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
THEY DEFINITELY LET IT ALL OUT ON THERE.
CONAN: IN THE SNOWBOARDING COMMUNITY, YOU'RE ALL SO LAID BACK AND COOL BUT DO YOU EVER WHEN SOMEONE'S TALKING SMACK, BEAT THEM WITH YOUR SNOWBOARD?
SAGE: THAT HASN'T HAPPENED REALLY.
MAYBE AT MOUNTAIN HIGH OR SOMETHING.
USUALLY WE'RE LIKE PRETTY COOL ABOUT EVERYTHING AND I DON'T THINK -- WE DON'T REALLY FIGHT.
I THINK I WOULD GET BEAT UP IF I TRIED FIGHTING SOMEONE.
CONAN: IT'S NOT YOUR STYLE.
I'M NOT SUGGESTING YOU BEAT ANYONE UP.
WE'LL HAVE THAT TAKEN CARE OF FOR YOU.
NO ONE TALKS SMACK ABOUT YOU GUYS.
YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING FOR ME, I'M TOLD.
SAGE: I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO SHOW YOU, WE GOT THIS FOR YOU.
I THINK IT'S PRETTY DESERVING, YOU GET YOUR OWN SNOWBOARD BEANIE.
CONAN: AND IT'S GOT BUILT-IN -- IT'S GOT YOUR HAIR!
SAGE: YOU LOOK LIKE SHAUN WHITE.
CONAN: GET THIS GOING HERE.
YEAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SAGE: YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR SURFING, ACTUALLY.
CONAN: MAN, THAT WAS -- I JUST HAD A GREAT MOMENT.
FANTASTIC.
SAGE: YOU LOOKED A LOT LIKE SHAUN WHITE UP THERE, MAN.
CONAN: I DO HAVE A SHAUN WHITE VIBE.
ANDY: YOU HAVE AN ANGRY VILLAGER VIBE.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: I LOVE THIS LOOK!
THIS IS HOW I'M GOING OUT NOW.
I AM NEVER GOING TO TAKE THIS OFF.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
EVERYWHERE I GO, PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE, CONAN?
I'LL BE LIKE, YEAH, DUDE.
THE GUY ON TV IS NOT THIS GUY.
SAGE: WE LOOK LIKE BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.
CONAN: EXCEPT I HAVE NO ATHLETIC ABILITY.