1. The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger "Poor Paul Getty" 05/19/14

The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger "Poor Paul Getty" 05/19/14

The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger performs a track from their album Midnight Sun.

Transcript:

CONAN: HERE TO PERFORM THE SONG, "POOR PAUL GETTY," IS THE GHOST OF A SABER TOOTH TIGER.

∂ SAINT GEORGE WAS AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
BUT IT WAS IN ITALY
THEY KICKED HIM OUT, BREAKING RULES
HIS FATHER WENT OVERSEAS
HE WAS ONLY 17
EVERYBODY KNEW HIS NAME
SO THEY CUT OFF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR
AND WAITED FOR HIS FOLKS TO PAY
HE WAS ONLY 17
HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISMAYED
THEY CUT OF HIS EAR
WHAT A GARDEN SHEAR
GIVEN FOR WORDS THEY SAY?
ONE NIGHT HE WAS RATHER STONED
HIS FRIENDS WOULDN'T DRIVE HIM HOME
HE STOOD BY A FOUNTAIN ALL ALONE
THE ROTTEN GANG WRESTLED HIM DOWN
THREW HIM IN THE BACK OF A VAN
COVERED HIS EYES AND TAPED HIS HANDS
HE WAS ONLY 17
BUT EVERYBODY KNEW HIS NAME
SO THEY CUT OFF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR
AND WAITED FOR HIS FOLKS TO PAY
HE WAS ONLY 17
HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISMAYED
THEY CUT OF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR
PAUL, GIVE ANOTHER WORD TO SAY
∂ ∂

IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE OPIUM
BUT THE OLD MAN COULDN'T BE SWAYED
HE SAID NOT A PENNY SHALL BE 
PAID
HE WAS ONLY 17
BUT EVERYBODY KNEW HIS NAME
SO THEY CUT OFF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR
AND WAITED FOR THE FOLKS TO PAY
HE WAS ONLY 17
HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISMAYED
THEY CUT OF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR
HE WAS ONLY 17
BUT EVERYBODY KNEW HIS NAME
THEY CUT OF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR
AND THEY WAITED FOR THE FOLKS TO PAY
HE WAS ONLY 17
HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISMAYED
THEY CUT OF HIS EAR
WITH A GARDEN SHEAR 
∂
CONAN: THAT'S FANTASTIC.
HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GHOST OF A SABER TOOTH TIGER.
THAT'S OUR SHOW!
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS, ERIC STONESTREET, MY THANKS TO RICK REILLY, ANDY RICHTER, JIMMY VIVINO AND THE BASIC CABLE BAND.
THIS EAR.
STAY TUNED FOR THE "PETE HOLMES SHOW."
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!