CONAN: For example, Bill Clinton just tweeted this -- three scandals for Obama and not one involving sex? Pathetic! [Laughter] That's true. Really did tweet it. Donald Trump tweeted this, still looking good after all of these years. Thanks spaghetti fork and single, 40-foot strand of air. Very honest in his tweet. ANDY: Has to be time consuming. CONAN: You're fired! [Laughter] Barbara Walters just tweeted this, now that I'm retiring I will have plenty of time for my real passion, Russian pornography. [Laughter] 689 who knew ANDY: Who knew? CONAN: That's just wrong. Barack Obama tweeted this -- OK, can everybody go back to putting their energy into hating Matt Lauer, #AnnCurry. #never forget. [Laughter] That's a good strategy. OK. Steve Buscemi tweeted this, just won another staring contest at the zoo's reptile house. [Laughter] [Applause] Great guy, wonderful actor. Why do we do it? Check this out. Benedict cumberbatch. Ladies love him! Tweeted this, shout out and thanks to my old acting coach -- [Laughter] That's his acting coach. ANDY: His acting coach has got a dumb name. CONAN: Yeah. Thanks joke explainer. [Laughter] Jay-Z and Beyonce's daughter blue ivy tweeted, if the new kids' name is Mary, I'm going to be pissed. [Laughter] Khloe Kardashian sent a Vine video, that are popular now. Let's see what it says. There's nothing I love like a brisk walk in the woods. Let's check out the video and see what's going on. [Applause] Apparently a mistake. Finally, Nicolas Cage tweeted, confused by the review of my new movie. Can someone tell me if 3 1/2 diarrheas is good or bad? [Laughter] Probably good. ANDY: I think it would be good. Yeah, yeah.