Conan gets the scoop on TV's best shows with his good ol' INFO button.
CONAN: I don't know why I did all that.
Anyway, here we go.
I was watching antiques road show.
I was watching it and I thought I'd push the info button, and look what it says.
It says porn for hoarders.
Isn't that fascinating?
Then there's the "Real Housewives of New Jersey."
And I pushed the info button and it said the walking dead-inside.
You know I love my "Duck Dynasty."
Then I pushed the info button and it said more beards than the 1955 Tony awards.
I was watching Amish mafia -- yeah, it's a real show -- and then I pushed the info button and it says they raise the bar and then turns it in for insurance money.
Checked out RuPaul's "Drag Race."
Did you know that was a show?
Yeah, I was watching it.
Pushed the info button and it said effeminate man wears a giant wig and tells it like it is.
See also "Conan."
ANDY: You do tell it like it is.
CONAN: I do tell it like it is.
Next up is a re-airing of the history channel's "The Bible."
I was watching that.
And then I hit the info button and it said Larry King's "How I Met Your Mother."
Then I was watching "Sons of Anarchy."
And it said, the reason your wife's been hanging out near the freeway.
ANDY: That's why.
CONAN: That's why.
Finally, I was watching this show, "I didn't know I was Pregnant."
I hit the info button and it said from the producers of "I didn't know that was semen."
Best thing ever.
ANDY: The best!