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When I found out we were going to be doing a week of shows in Dallas I got excited and then I realized I didn't know very much about this city, so I decided to teach myself all about Dallas by writing a song. Okay? Yeah. But if I'm going to sing a song in Texas, I need to look the part, I believe. I think that's important. Here we go. M Country music M Conan: I wanted this song to contain all the most important information about Dallas and 100% accurate. That's why I wrote this song using M yee-ha! Conan: Here's what Wikipedia says about Dallas. Dallas is the ninth largest city in the uSA and the department of agricultural places Dallas in plant Hardiness zone 8A. Dallas zoo and population is 124,110,062. M Wikipeda They have the subtropical climate similar to that of Spain and incorporate in 18 and gets 36 inches of rain and total 385 square miles and it's toping on is flat and Dallas is ranked in 14th for the organization for economic development what do you think of that? M Wikipedia M It's the fifth largest media market in the 50 united states and it lies with the nuisance of interstate 20, 30 and 45 and if you like art museums don't be a fool, well partner it's got the national museum of funeral history which houses the original Pope mobile. Way to go, Dallas. Conan: No. Andy that museum's in Houston. Andy: Sorry, Dallas. Conan: Andy, you should have done in Wikipedia research. Houston's total area is 650 square miles. All of it is comprised of burning garbage piles. [Applause] Conan: The smog is eightth worst in the U.S. and home to every serial killer that's alive today. Known for pollutants and the favorite U.S. City of Vladimir Putin. I don't mean to be callous if you drive near Houston just keep going until you hit Dallas. M Wikipedia M Conan: Yee-ha!