1. Zac Efron's Fan Sent Him A Piece Of Her Skin

Zac Efron's Fan Sent Him A Piece Of Her Skin

Zac has some nutty fans, including the married ones who have him on their freebie list.

Transcript:

CONAN: YOUR CO-STAR, MICHAEL B. JORDAN, VERY FUNNY GUY, WAS IN THAT CLIP.
COULD NOT BE WITH US TONIGHT BECAUSE HIS PLANE WAS SNOWED IN, IS THAT CORRECT?
MILES: HE WAS AT THE SUPER BOWL AND HE COULDN'T MAKE IT BACK IN TIME.
BUT HE SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE HE WANTED ME TO READ ON THE SHOW.
ZAC: HEARTFELT.
MILES: AND AS A GOOD FRIEND, I SAID I WOULD.
"CONAN, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT MAKING IT TO YOUR SHOW.
THE ONE TIME I'M ON TIME FOR A FLIGHT, IT IS CANCELED.
IT IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH SO I KNOW MY PRESENCE WILL BE MISSED."
CONAN: HE'S HERE.
MILES: I FEEL LIKE ZAC IS SITTING THERE, WITH THAT "I'M A SEX SYMBOL" SMIRK.
IT'S COOL BECAUSE HE'S ZAC EFRON.
CONAN: YOU TELL HIM FROM NOW ON HE CAN DO ALL OF HIS SEGMENTS BY TEXT.
JUST TEXT THEM IN.
LET'S TALK ABOUT --
MILES: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
YOU'RE SEXY AND NOBODY CARES.
WISH WE WERE HERE, BUDDY.
CONAN: HE'S NOT WATCHING.
[LAUGHTER]
YOU THINK HE'S GLUED TO THE SET?
I'VE GOT TO SEE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME!
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
THERE'S A LOT OF INSANITY SWIRLING AROUND YOU, ZAC, HOW STRANGE DOES IT GET?
YOU HEAR STORIES THAT WOMEN HAVE TRIED TO MAIL THEMSELVES TO YOU, THINGS LIKE THAT.
MILES: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SEXY AND NICE.
THE STORY HE TOLD ME WAS NOT IN THAT TONE.
CONAN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU CAN SPEAK FREELY HERE.
MILES: I WAS LIKE, ZAC, WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING.
I HAD A FAN SEND ME A PIECE OF THEIR SKIN.
CONAN: WHAT?
MILES: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
I SAID, WHAT?
ZAC: IMAGINE WHEN I GOT IT.
YEAH, IT'S REALLY --
CONAN: YOU TOOK IT RIGHT TO THE LAB TO GROW A WOMAN.
THAT'S SUCH A STRANGE THING, SKIN IN THE MAIL.
ZAC: IT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT.
YOU'LL NEVER GET AROUND IT.
I LOVE ALL MY FANS, GRATEFUL FOR THEM BUT IT GETS WEIRD.
MILES: GROWN WOMEN, WE WERE DOING THIS THING AT FACEBOOK AND ONE OF THE GIRLS STOOD UP, SHE SAID, HEY, ZAC, I'M 27, I JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY, ALL MY PLATES WERE "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL," MY NAPKINS WERE "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" AND MY HUSBAND SAID IT WAS OK IF I HUGGED YOU. CAN I HUG YOU?
AT THAT POINT IN THEIR LIFE, ZAC WAS HANGING ABOVE THEIR WALL AND EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE MARRIED, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
CONAN: WHAT'S THE HUSBAND THINK ABOUT ALL THIS?
ZAC: AND LITERALLY, THE SECOND AFTER THAT, THE HUSBAND'S STANDING BACK THERE, HEY, WHAT'S UP, ZAC.
HOW'S IT GOING?
OH, MY GOSH, DUDE, SO AWKWARD.
CONAN: MY WIFE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO --
ZAC: HE JUST GOES, IT'S COOL.
CONAN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S COOL?
ZAC: AND I'M GOING, WHAT THE [BEEP] IS GOING ON?
THANKS VERY MUCH BUT THIS IS SO CRAZY.
CONAN: THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
[APPLAUSE]
THAT'S THE LINE THEY CUT OUT OF "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL."
I REMEMBER THAT LINE REALLY WELL.