Bill doesn’t want people in uniform or children boarding the plane before him when he's worked hard to afford a first-class plane ticket.
Bill is nostalgic for a time when parents hit their children and you didn’t have to believe all women.
Bill has no desire to extend his youth with botox or hair plugs — and he doesn’t think anyone else should either.
CONAN Highlight: The Patriots lost the Super Bowl and now Bill Burr wants to stay inside until baseball season.
Bill Burr thinks sending your saliva to Ancestry.com is akin to helping the Illuminati finish your robot replacement.