Bill Burr
Bill Burr's Parenting RantsBill rants about growing up in the 70s, being a dad, and yelling at other people’s kids.
Bill Burr's Brother Used To Record His Parents ArgumentsAs kids, Bill’s brother would remix recordings of their parents’ arguments with Led Zeppelin songs.
Bill Burr Is Really Into VaccinesBill got really into vaccines during the pandemic. Plus, Conan tells Bill about the time he got shingles on his eye.
Bill Burr Can't Help But Laugh When He Watches The NewsBill can’t contain his laughter while watching the news.
Bill Burr Makes Fun Of Conan's ShoesBill makes fun of Conan's wingtip shoes, explains why he doesn't argue with his wife anymore, and shares how he'd react to a flat earth conspiracy theorist.
Bill Burr Is An Easily Frustrated IndividualBill Burr jokes about shopping for t-shirts, cooking for one, and having orange hair.
Bill Burr's Issues With The Airline Boarding ProcessBill Burr talks about turning 50, explains why he thinks women are overrated, and airs his grievances about the airline boarding process.
Bill Burr On Anti-Vax Conspiracy TheoriesCONAN Highlight: Bill explains why the COVID-19 vaccine conspiracy theory doesn’t make sense.
How Mushrooms Helped Bill Burr Calm DownBill may be calmer, but he assures Conan he's still a "sh*thead who will rip apart inconsiderate people."
Bill Burr On Bill & Melinda Gates' DivorceBill theorizes about Bill Gates’ second act and explains why he should be wary of buying a Ferrari.
Bill Burr Was Doing His Job By Making Fun Of "Star Wars" FansAs a comedian, it’s Bill’s job to ridicule super fans and make them feel stupid. Plus, Conan and Bill remember the '60s TV show, "Lost In Space."
Bill Burr Makes Conservatives & Liberals AngryBill just wishes we could get rid of CNN, Fox News, and the ability to leave a comment on the internet.
Bill Burr Full InterviewBill Burr explains how taking mushrooms helped him calm down, weighs in on anti-vax conspiracy theories, and defends his reasons for making fun of "Star Wars" fans.
Bill Burr's Sports RantsContrarian sports fan and frequent CONAN guest Bill Burr weighs in on professional athletes using steroids, giving foul balls to kids, the Super Bowl halftime show, and more.
Bill Burr & His 2-Year-Old Daughter Walked Out Of "Dumbo"CONAN Highlight: Bill thought the new "Dumbo" movie would be a perfect fit for his daughter’s first movie, until he realized it was directed by Tim Burton.
Bill Burr Thinks The Joe Biden Scandal Is A Total OverreactionAs Bill puts it, "it’s not like he went for side boob."
Bill Burr Loves The College Admissions ScandalBill Burr is tickled by the lengths that wealthy parents went to to get their "dumb" kids into college.
Bill Burr Is Glad He Never Watched "Game Of Thrones"Bill is trying to work on his anger issues, and Joffrey would have pissed him off too much.
Bill Burr Hasn't Had A Drink Since ThanksgivingBill thought he was an alcoholic but changed his mind after a few AA meetings.
Bill Burr’s Issues With The Airline Boarding ProcessBill doesn’t want people in uniform or children boarding the plane before him when he's worked hard to afford a first-class plane ticket.
Bill Burr Thinks Women Are OverratedBill is nostalgic for a time when parents hit their children and you didn’t have to believe all women.
Bill Burr: 50 Is Not The New 40Bill has no desire to extend his youth with botox or hair plugs — and he doesn’t think anyone else should either.
Bill Burr On The Patriots’ Super Bowl LossCONAN Highlight: The Patriots lost the Super Bowl and now Bill Burr wants to stay inside until baseball season.
Bill Burr Doesn’t Trust TechnologyBill Burr thinks sending your saliva to Ancestry.com is akin to helping the Illuminati finish your robot replacement.
Bill Burr Got In Trouble For Making Fun Of The MilitaryYou can't make jokes about the military, fat people, or sexual harassment — but that’s not stopping Bill Burr.
Bill Burr Wants To Yell At Other People’s KidsBill Burr thinks he’s lucky to have a little girl because boys are maniacs who throw rocks at cars.
Bill Burr Plays Himself In EverythingBill Burr doesn’t want to be the next Anthony Hopkins, he just wants to play a believable Bostonian.
Bill Burr On Protests And Celebrity ActivismBill thinks celebrities like Madonna are getting politically active for the free press.
Bill Burr Doesn’t Have A Lot Of Sympathy For Hillary ClintonCONAN Highlight: Bill doesn’t understand how Hillary "lost to a guy who said three things a week that would torpedo anybody else’s campaign."
Bill Burr On Being A New DadBill didn’t feel qualified to be a dad until he realized that any moron can keep a kid alive.
Bill Burr: Meditating Makes Me MadBill has been trying to be a calmer person for his newborn daughter’s sake, but even his meditation instructor’s voice pisses him off.
Bill Burr: I Don’t Mind If Athletes Use 'RoidsBill is all for athletes testing out steroids like human guinea pigs.
Bill Burr On The Super BowlThe New England Patriots fan has advice for those putting money on Super Bowl LI: bet the under.
Bill Burr: Nothing Will Change With Trump As PresidentBill is also pretty sure that Trump isn't really gonna build a wall, no matter what he says.
Bill Burr Is A Contrarian Sports FanBill takes on smack-talking Cubs fans, smack-talking Indians fans, and too much pink in the NFL.
Bill Burr Thinks Celebrity Endorsements Hurt CandidatesBill asks, who cares what a guy who played a shogun in a movie thinks about politics?
Bill Burr: Canada Is Not Some Post-Racial ParadisePlus, Bill reveals that white people have trouble seeing racism unless it directly affects them.
Bill Burr Never Got Star Wars ManiaCONAN Highlight: Bill thinks of the original trilogy as a "cheesy self-help book put in outer space with muppets."
Bill Burr On Growing Up In The '70sBeing a kid in the 1970's was both simpler, and it seems, way more dangerous.
Bill Burr’s Family Sounds Like "Lord Of The Flies"Bill's dad's favorite refrain in raising his boys was, "I’ll put you through that f***in’ wall!"
Bill Burr's Solution To Environmental ProblemsBill's got a surefire way to make sure there's enough natural resources for all.
Bill Burr On Caitlyn & Bruce JennerCONAN Highlight: Bill supports Caitlyn's transition into a woman, but wishes he got a chance to say goodbye to Bruce.
Bill Burr On Donald Trump’s AppealBill appreciates that Donald shoots from the hip, even if he's still a filthy rich plutocrat.
Bill Burr Wants Charities Out Of SportsWhen Bill watches a game, he doesn't need constant reminders about human misery.
Bill Burr Hates Black FridayBill thinks there's nothing that Walmart sells that's worth getting trampled for.
Bill Burr Prefers Stand-Up In Black & WhiteHD is far too glossy for Bill, who thinks comedy should have a rougher feel to it.
Bill Burr: Women Want To Ruin The NFL!CONAN Highlight: Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.