Maria learned from her therapist that it’s important to listen mindfully to your spouse, even if he or she is telling you about sailboats or “Planet of the Apes."
Maria’s alma mater doesn’t typically pay commencement speakers, but Maria insisted they pay up for the privilege of her sage wisdom.
Marriage annulment, adultery, and bloodthirsty moms. This is what's funny.
Maria brings her unique brand of standup to Stage 15 - beware the baby jesus!