Conan arrives in the capital city of Greenland and asks the locals if they’re excited about becoming part of the United States.
After witnessing an interspecies sea orgy, Conan’s guide invites him to dine on whale skin and seal fat.
Conan is interviewed on Greenland's KNR News, makes the cover of Greenland's only in-flight magazine, and gives a weather report in perfect Greenlandic.
Conan works with a local realtor to get Greenland on the market and begins negotiations with Parliament members.
After failing to broker the purchase of Greenland in Nuuk, Conan heads north to make an offer on an iceberg.