Weird Fears: Ian Karmel & Ron Funches' Grab Bag Of TerrorsFrom philosophical ventriloquist dummies to ranch-covered fingers, Ian & Ron's fears run the gamut from A to Weird.
Weird Fear: Ashley Tisdale's Stand-Up ScareAshley is terrified of going up on stage and suddenly losing the plot of her hilarious stand-up joke.
Weird Fears: Terry Crews' Workout FOMOThe "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" star has to be certain that there's a gym near him at all times.
Weird Fears: Anna Chlumsky’s Irrational Animal AnxietyThe “Veep” star goes a little mad when the natural order is upset.
Weird Fears: David O'Doherty's Toilet Shark TerrorDavid can't visit the loo without the "Jaws" theme popping into his head.
Weird Fears: Amy Schumer's All-Encompassing TerrorWhat is Amy afraid of? What <i>isn't</i> she afraid of?
Weird Fears: Roman Reigns' Close Talker PanicWhatever you do, don't intrude on the WWE Superstar's personal space.
Weird Fears: The Duplass Brothers' Deformity DespairThe indie siblings can't take a double feature of "The Elephant Man" & "Mask."
Weird Fears: Sir Patrick Stewart's Beverly Hills HorrorEven the great Captain Picard fears the combination of death & shopping.
Weird Fears: Nick Offerman's Feta PhobiaThe "Parks & Recreation" star can't handle his Greek cheese.
Weird Fears: Paul F. Tompkins' Pool PhobiaPaul is fine with the ocean, but find thinks big pools are just a shark magnet.
Weird Fears: Bob Saget's Airplane Suction AnxietyThe "Full House" star has airborne bathroom jitters.
Weird Fear: Ellie Kemper's Pregnant Arachnophobia"The Office" star doesn't want to serve as a spider incubator.
Weird Fears: Jenny Slate's Pony PhobiaThe "Obvious Child" star has a litany of reasons why horses are the worst.
Weird Fears: Seth Green's Game Show Flop PhobiaThe "Robot Chicken" creator can't handle any quiz show pressure.
Weird Fear: Eric McCormack's Sticky IrritationSyrupy residue is the "Will & Grace" star's secret nemesis.
Weird Fears: Kumail Nanjiani's Many Food PhobiasYou might look at it as a delicious meal, but Kumail only sees it as a germ-laden stain delivery system.
Weird Fears: Pete Holmes' Rapture Porn AnxietyPete fears the Second Coming happening right after his own.
Weird Fears: Schoolboy Q's Possum Panic"You can hold a gun to my head and hold a possum to my head; I'd rather the gun be at my head."
Weird Fears: Kevin Nealon's All-Encompassing Choke PhobiaThe SNL star is afraid of choking...and that's just the beginning of it.
Weird Fears: Fred Armisen & Carrie Brownstein's Hot & Wet WorriesThe "Portlandia" stars have diametrically opposed phobias.
Weird Fears: Jason Momoa's Crippling Clown PhobiaThe "Game of Thrones" star had his childhood ruined by a Stephen King TV movie.
Weird Fears: The Impractical Jokers' Insecure Kitty RelationshipThe truTV jokesters feel very possessive of their pussy cat.
Weird Fears: Bill Burr Is Terrified By The Ocean"There's no place on the planet where so clearly we're not supposed to be."
Weird Fears: Daniel Sloss Is Repulsed By VelvetThe stand-up comic can't stand the touch of velvet, among other bizarre phobias.
Weird Fears: Bill Burr Refuses To Use RampsBill thinks walking on handicapped ramps is just tempting fate.