That was 25 years ago. Brian hasn’t seen Chapelle since.
Brian first learned about masturbation during a childhood bath wherein his penis played the role of the Dark Lord.
Brian stomped on what he thought were his opponent's glasses. They were his own.
Brian and his wife like to sneak off to Disneyland to ride Space Mountain without their 9-year-old son.
Instead of getting super high and eating whatever is around, Brian gets high and hits the gym.