Mark isn’t over six feet tall, but he is still growing as a person.
Mark wishes he cared about anything as much as some people care about offensive jokes.
Mark doesn’t understand why it's okay for people to shout out "baby!" in bed, but not “toddler!"
Mark knows that when a woman says she’s not wearing underwear, it’s meant to be sexy. When a man says it, it means there was probably an accident.
Mark Normand is a proud functioning alcoholic. Though maybe “proud” isn’t the right term.