Turns out, if you offer Ron enough money, he'll say whatever you want.
It's a simple tip that's guaranteed to work. But it may not be worth it, to be honest.
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It's a very involved hair gel recipe that includes eggs, bourbon, and a fistful of bouillon cubes.
Katniss kills, David Foley begs, & Stephen Colbert spills.