Tom Papa
Tom Papa Supports Babies Who Cry On AirplanesTom believes in supporting the people you would normally go against, like crying babies and customer service agents.
Tom Papa On People Who Don't Have TVs In Their Living RoomTom aspires to be the kind of person who uses their living room purely for conversation, but he’s not quite there.
Tom Papa: A Simple Life Is What WinsTom enjoys the small pleasures in life like writing and tending to his bread.
Tom Papa Reads His Essay About Plain PastaAs Father’s Day approaches, Tom takes time to reflect on how annoying his picky children are.
Tom Papa Wants You To Eat BreadLife is hard enough, Tom doesn't think people should ever deny themselves baked goods.
Tom Papa On People’s Fake Social Media LivesCONAN Highlight: Tom Papa reminds us that people only post highlights from their lives, never the diarrhea drama or empty toothpaste tubes.
Tom Papa Prefers The "Before" Guy In "Before & After" PhotosSure, the guy in the "before" photo is a little chubby, but he also looks like he has a box of donuts and a lot of friends.
Tom Papa On The Secret To Love & MarriageTom Papa thinks love is looking 30 years down the road and still wanting someone when they're three times their size and wearing industrial strength underpants.
Tom Papa’s Reluctant Lesson In GivingTom Papa wanted to set a good example for his daughters when a panhandler approached him in the street — but he only had a $20 in his pocket.
Tom Papa Stand-Up 06/14/17Tom wants you to know that you’re doing fine and you should be proud to part of the fattest generation.
Tom Papa Hates CruisesTom doesn’t understand why people cram on a boat with 2,000 other people to see a bad magic show.
Tom Papa Is Turning Into His FatherTom didn’t plan on turning into his dad, but he has to admit that he was right about a lot of things.
Tom Papa Compares Dads To Pack MulesThe poster for Tom Papa’s latest special “Human Mule” nails what it’s like to be dad.
Tom Papa On The Secret To MarriageThe gist: Lower your expectations. A lot. And maybe get a girlfriend.
Tom Papa: Everyone Is A BabyAccording to Tom, there are no great guys because inside every man is a 16th century man who wants to burn the village to the ground.
Tom Papa Summers Differently Than The Super RichTom Papa thinks he’s not destined to be one of the greatest achievers of the human race. Mostly because he’s lazy.
Tom Papa Doesn't Understand The Point Of PetsTom loves his cats, but is honestly puzzled why everyone is okay with people living with wild beasts.
Tom Papa: Smoking Is Still The Coolest Thing You Can DoTom knows it's bad for your health, but he's convinced there's nothing that looks as cool as smoking.