Whitney thinks there are two types of men you find online: husbands and murderers.
Whitney can tell a lot about someone by their favorite animal. For example, Conan’s is a grizzly bear, and Andy’s is an octopus.
Whitney uses the dating app, but she's been on there long enough to recognize the most cliched pictures men use.
Whitney thinks that nowadays "I love you" is mostly a synonym for "please be quiet now."