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Adowable Cwittew News: Morbidly Obese Weiner Dog Shuffles His Way Into Your Heart

<i>All The News That's Fit To Awwwwww.</i><br><br> The interwebz hearts aminals like munkis, kittehs, and other snuggly-wugglies. Do you wuv puffballs, too? OMG! Then you're going to SQUEE over these supew-cute links. Tee-hee! <br><br> <li><b>Double-Stuffed Dachshund Waddles Outside!</b><br> Don't worry, an animal rights group rescued this 77-pound pooch and put him on a doggy diet. [<a href="!"target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Mankind Creates Telepathic Rodents!</b><br> A cutting-edge neurotechnology experiment enables rats to communicate telepathically from the U.S. to Brazil. [<a href=" ains-can-be-linked.html"target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Bird Invasion Can't Be Stopped!</b><br> The Kentucky city of Hopkinsville is using air cannons and lasers to scare off a daily armada of blackbirds and starlings. [<a href=""target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Stuck-Up Monkeys Look Down On People!</b><br> A recent study shows that capuchins do not suffer jerks and avoid humans who are selfish or mean. [<a href=" ks-research-reveals-capuchins-shun-selfish-humans.htm"target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Zoo In Panic As Escaped Lions Rampage!</b><br> A zoo in China was forced to shut down when a pair of lions escaped after a cleaner left their cage unlocked. [<a href=" pe-China.html"target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Bulldog Shoots Human With Gun!</b><br> A man was shot in the leg while driving a truck when his bulldog accidentally knocked over a .380 pistol. [<a href=" 30228.htm"target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Monster Goldfish Invade Lake Tahoe!</b><br> Giant 1.5 feet long, 4.2 pound non-native goldfish have been found in Lake Tahoe, the probable progeny of former pets dumped in the famous lake. [<a href=""target="_Top"></a>]</li><br> <li><b>Bloodthirsty Beasts Commit Interspecies Murder!</b><br> Watch these slow-motion videos of fish, insects and other predators catching and devouring their prey. [<a href=""target="_Top"></a>]</li><br>